Sunday, March 19, 2006

My 13 Year Old Alter Ego Just Died & Went to Heaven

If you had told the 13-year-old, tin trailer living, outhouse using, raggedy clothes wearing version of me that her life would come to this, she would have wanted to believe it with every fiber of her being but couldn't possibly have imagined it coming true. I swear I wished on many a bright star, birthday cake candle and 11:11 clock read-out that I would have a life & career that allowed me to have a night like I had tonight. And the awards haven't even happened yet!

Tom Wopat told Christian, "Your fiance is beautiful." And he was totally serious. And he was talking about ME! Later, I "made out" with Erik Estrada (picture forthcoming) with Christian's blessing. Erik is by far the most gregarious, charismatic person I have ever met solidifying my impeccalbe taste in men even when I was pre-pubescent.

Marion Ross is the most awesome, touchy feely lady ever.

Adam West is witty and vibrant and clever and handsome. He also lives in Idaho which made Christian bite his tongue to abstain from making a bat cave joke.

Chris(topher) Knight was without Adrianne which made me sad because I think she's adorable, but he was enthusiastic and gracious all the same.

I fear for this site's future because I can't really honestly talk about half the crazy, surreal, jaw dropping moments and, well, what's the point of writing about them if I can't really write about them?

--Kambri
Tomorrow is going to feel like the ULTIMATE Battle of the Network Stars!

3 comments:

StaceyG said...

Is it a liability issue that's holding you back from writing?

Kambri Crews said...

Well, it was 5 years ago that I wrote it but if I remember some of the stories, it was more about respecting the privacy and not being a gossip...snarky sites like Gawker and what not were probably entering my mind, too. That they would read it and re-post, etc.

Kambri Crews said...

Also, I lost all of my years of old comments on this site. :o( Haloscan went out of business or something. Don't remember that either.